There have been allusions to 351 since Von Neumann was first uttered. The himbos are just too much. Work Search: And until the scheme was up and the airlock inevitably dropped out from beneath his feet, Tommy was going to squeeze every last drop of security and comfort from his sham that he could. When you think about it, dog tags are an interesting concept; we were able to erase people's features before they were made irrelevant by DNA analysis. A set of unrelated one-shots in which the Alteans and Galra are continuously concerned, unnerved, and confused by the paladins. Vemik raping Ferd is where I feel, damn, him too, gone as an interesting and likable character! As she seeks to find the truth of who did this to her, she stews in her revenge, and changes the fates of millions. Even after the massive and bizzare plot shift from Chapter 83, I don't think I can do it anymore. Currently up: Patton and Virgil have a conversation about home. But in modern chapters if you try this, then you only end up reading MAYBE 10 pages at best, as so much of the chapter is devolved to repeating descriptions of how sexy and muscles all the main characters are. I initially liked the character because he was a (relatively speaking) thin weedy nerd inventing his way out of problems, generally kind and affectionate, and didn't have any problems with taking on more "feminine" societal roles such as spending time caring for his young child. Chapter 1 - Extreme OmnivoreChapter 2 - RegenerationChapter 3 - A matter of TasteChapter 4 - SunbathingChapter 5 - Pitch and ToneChapter 6 - Paper MoonChapter 7 - hiatus. An Alien known as a Quezeq is sent to planet Earth an Class A-1 Deathworld to gather information about Humans a Apex Predator species and their inhabitants. Instead keeping it firmly locked into muscle porn for the sake of salivating over a guy's dick. Or could they be next to disappear? Time will tell if it has but I don't think I can stick around. Please consider turning it on! I felt very, very small., Niel Armstrong_____________________________. And Warrant Officer Smith is more than willing to cooperate in this matter. I've been reading this since it was on chapter 9 or less, HDMGP was actively updated, and Adrian Saunders was relevant. I've got a present for you guys. shouldve been more than enough. A bed time story is all they have about them. A Deathworlder!. An asteroid field with smuggler ships hiding in it. where humans are weak and (honestly) pathetic compared to most of the species in the galaxy, were wrong. We wont be that special at all compared to our galactic neighbors. He was more useful alive than dead, but was notorious for being difficult to interrogate, so the Galra turned to poison. The president who wanted to do this was called a moron for thinking that, and they doubled down even harder into the sexy beefcake. Murderous non-sapient alien predators don't really give him a choice, after all. Then a curious alien let their human friend pet them for the first time. The Tahw are a plant-like species that function as a herd, so to find an intelligent predatory animal like the PIS1 on M314-P3 is particularly intriguing! Based off the tumblr posts, set in the Voltron universe. Is a first contact inevitable? Did I give you the impression you had a choice? Janus smirks an awful smirk, scales flushing a smug purple-grey. I stopped reading when Powell got killed, but yeahthe muscle porn tended be just a bit overwhelming. (I apologize for the link but I need to hammer home my point) Dandelion is not immune from it either. This story follows a young girl named Loralie, who wakes up on an unfamiliar spaceship. I can't speak for all the gays but for me at least it's been a lot of eye-rolling and cringe. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health. Please mind the tags. So i recently got a call from a landline number (04)5249999 and it was just a woman saying hello hello hello over and over again like she couldn't hear me but i knew she could i tried to ask her why she called me and she went silent and i heard lots on typing and lots of people in her background, since this is a landline i'm thinking this is a scam center using woman to lure people in , If . Anticipation climbs almost to the point of violence, before the auctioneer announces, Behold!, The crowd falls silent when the curtain parts, and a cage is wheeled out, not unlike his own. By Kinneret). Over detailed is a understatement. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. Is it though? Nor how Zashi is going to handle this. Please consider turning it on! A story I wrote for tumblr, moving it here. You get the point. All he has to do is survive as a vi >Original HASO ficlets I write for fun. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Completed foundfamily humansareweird sciencefiction +14 more # 2 Humans are Confusing by MP_431 2.9K 70 5 Sometimes, this works in their favor. DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe Chapter 1: Intro, a misc. After looking at Hambones comment history, he's a semi-regular poster to the r/JordanPeterson subreddit. Welcome to "The Deathworlders" by Philip R. Johnson, AKA HamboneHFY. Vemik as a character is also an interesting case study of this transformation. Or, my spin on the mha human's are space orcs trope. They sometimes think that too. They are drifters, plural, they reaffirm. Abandoned by his crewmates, Virgil finds himself stranded on one of the most famous and bloodthirsty deathworlds out there: Earth. Hataraku Maou-Sama! The silence made his head hurt. But he does know that he desperately wants to be somewhere other than his space-cell. But he tries, even if it slowly becomes useless. We still live in our 700sqft one-bedroom, third floor walk-up, in a major Canadian city. The crew of the spaceship Sleepy Bois Inc. just wants to get off of the planet without any trouble. is kinda a hunting game when you think about it, humans are space orcs/i'm going to put random things here, Mentioned Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Touch-Starved TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF). Less than a Galactic Year after Tommy escapes from his poachers, he goes to travel back to Earth. Not even with a generous take on genetic augmentation. What if when we get to space and we find out that all our movies, stories, etc. He has to think for a moment about the word he was looking for but it came to him. A conversation between a human and his alien crew mate about his tags. After a combined action against the Sclunter Marauders that left the people shaken, the galaxy has settled into a quiet peace. should've been more than enough. The Land Before Time (main characters are dinosaurs and pterosaurs): Humans don't lay eggs? Jake and Callie have been enjoying a (finally) successful retirement, and the galaxy licks its wounds from the upheaveals. And Warrant Officer Smith is more than willing to cooperate in this matter. Please consider turning it on! 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Shouta is captured and sold at an auction. One more terrible and greater in scale than all before it. The Deathworlders to me started out as an amazing story where a regular guy, and then regular people, was/were single handedly the most destructive force around. I loved the story threads with Entity, Nofl, Kirks rescue operation, the exploration plot of Misfit, the awakening of the Omo'aru, and even the Dominion politics with Admiral Knight. Virgil is a human who made it to the other side of the galaxy only to find that humans are a) illegal, b) immune to basically everything and c) everyones worst nightmares. ( no consistent upload Schedule prob slow updates) extra edit- on Hold did this with the mindset of YOLO LETs JUsT DO IT- XD, Just imagine being humanHating your confusionDenying 'til it's provenLaughing at illusionThinking institution's the solutionWhile tyranny and irony float in its pollution(No wind resistance! overview for linig4 reddit. What does he mean the 101th Ravager Clan? I used to read every word of every chapter, now I find myself skimming a lot to avoid details that add nothing to the story. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Alcohol Gender-Neutral Pronouns Gender-Neutral Character Vent Writing Late Night Writing Don't copy to another site The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. For centuries, the galactic bureaucracy of the Interspecies Dominion considered it impossible for the planets classified as "deathworlds" to produce intelligent civilizations. There are also quite a few AUs that aren't actually other fandoms and occasionally a scene to go with an AU.Example:Evan Hansen: Virgil (Anxiety). You must have someone you want very dead.or someone who needs it., Ive beenstudying the makeup of it, he lies again. ), When Techno said Id love to see space one day he never meant I wish aliens would kidnap me and take me off planet for eternity.. Youre going to get yourself killed with this shit, only the tides themselves know how youve managed not to die yet quite frankly, youre beloved by the currents., Tommy is confused before remembering that phrase basically means youre lucky as fuck but you wont stay that lucky forever. Not to agree with glowy-gills, he ignores Phils indignant warbling to glare at Wilbur. They're not coming back. Press J to jump to the feed. 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All he has to do is survive as a vigilante, posing as a species that isn't his own. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Tumblr/Deviant Art OCs (Original Characters). Cookie Notice I can't imagine how uncomfortable its must be for the straights. The assignment was to grab a fully grown life form from a new planet they dubbed a 'Deathworld'. Almond Cookie takes the case, only to quickly discover things are significantly more complicated than they appear.When his daughter arrives in town with her own case to solve, they work together to solve the two cases, only for things to quickly go over their heads. I don't think I can read it anymore. valerie of mor 1 elizabeth. We welcome sci-fi, fantasy, and all other stories with a focus on humans being awesome! I think this is a permanent WIP? Technos the one who slowly blinks as a smile like a cat. How much crazier would it be if humans had quirks? We wanted to, Piglins dont hibernate unless theyre on the brink of death, Quackity says. And now with the introduction of Gilgamesh, King of Kings, and by the curating standards of Singularity, possibly the Himbo of Himbos, this story may have jumped its shark. Blue and Yellow learn why humanity is the apex predator on Earth. I am a professional author, and pay rent by writing things on commission. global search read online free books archive. A space AU where Roman, Logan, and Patton are aliens and Virgil is human. Hsst'nna Kannannissi Ullohs, "A Galactic Citizen's History of the Alignment Era," written in the Season of Third Crystal, Fifth Reckoning. Ever since Sam was little the urge to explore had tugged at her feet and it had led her all the way to space, further than possibly any human had gone before. Comments, suggestions, queries and complaints welcome. Every short chapter showcases 6 college students and their alien friends, as they demonstrate Random one-shots about how humans are space orcs. Hambone's Deathworlders series has an excellent depiction of interrogation done the right way. One can only imagine what it must have been like living in such uncertain times". Humans are space orcs one shot! What makes it even worse, is they are the single most violent race to have ever been discovered, and will fight anything for almost any reason, even themselves." Realization of the sheer danger this race presented started to sink in. He and Ed probably just wanted t Tommy and Ranboo end up in space. Even the weirdest, possibly criminal, possibly innocent, aliens.). Or: Inspired by bitsinboots's 'Flying Saucer Attack'/continued from it, Tommy has been abducted/adopted by the SBI who believe he's a pet. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass. Tommy had never been a fan of outer space. Humans are the equals in technological and logical intellect to Corti despite having physically smaller brains. Two Cookies have gone missing, and the detective searching for them has disappeared as well. After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. What implications does that have? In a universe where humans are the most feared species, Tommy finds himself hiding out on a planet full of different alien species. I would never make him this unhinged without like, Okay so I kinda made him unhinged with a not so good reason, Janus and Virgil almost get to third base, Logan is equally distressed by and fascinated with Janus, The author knows enough about Physics to hate it. I loved this characterisation; as it celebrated things that aren't traditionally associated with strength, and showed how those things are important, and should be aspired to as well. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. Told from an alien perspective: the D'rek, a species of aliens, is at war with humans. Can you get some water, or something? His crew, though small, is very dear to him. Team Guardians team up with Coulson's team to end Thanos Threat and make friends and enemies along the way. Newest Update: Chapter 53 Future Plans (Author's Note). This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Will probably still sporadically keep up with the series, but think it's best days are behind it, with only down to go Further note: Also some odd authoritarian shit seems to be creeping into the series (I.E idea that democracy is a luxury), and I'm not exactly sure I want to find out were that goes Also some odd authoritarian shit seems to be creeping into the series (I.E idea that democracy is a luxury), and I'm not exactly sure I want to find out were that goes Also the Eugenics and the Darwinist alpha male bullshit. It is outside of those fields, however, that humanity truly shines. 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